fucking genius!

Because pretty much every month I am convinced I am in the middle of some sort of life-altering emotional crisis. I believe this for about three days before I’m like, “Waaaaait a minute.” And then I realize WHY I’m like this.
but IF you’re on a pretty regular schedule AND it effects you that strongly, couldn’t you just put it on your calendar so you have a reminder?
Oh, I totally have one. But for some reason when I am THAT emotional, it never occurs to me that it is entirely hormonal. Because it seems so much bigger than that at the time.
Besides, it’s so much more entertaining to be dramatic. WAHHHHHH, etc.
Also there’s the part where feeling completely mental headcase everything makes you cry and GOD WHY ME! I AM SO DAMAGED!!! isn’t really alleviated by knowing that’s how you’re going to feel. Actually now that I keep track of that kind of thing, it’s on my mind more and I dread it more and ultimately, we’re just going to lose it for a few days regardless AND IT IS SO MUCH FUN!!!1
I like ice cream.

This? Is why I have been a complete psycho bitch for the past 3 days. Sure, I can call myself that, but if anyone else were to so much as mumble that word in my presence WELL THEN IT JUST ISN’T YOUR FUCKING DAY!
I have cried and yelled and then cried some more. I sobbed for a solid 5 minutes after I saw one of those God-forsaken Sarah McLachlan Humane Society ads. I whined and bitched when the “inbred asshole” at Zaxby’s (yeah, Zaxby’s - I know) gave me a house salad instead of the garden Caesar salad that I ordered. I got misty-eyed during a Grey’s Anatomy voiceover at the end of the episode 10 minutes after I got done yelling at the cat for vomiting up the entire contents of her stomach on my favorite pair of jeans.

Also? I need a brownie, and I need it now

lmao... this is care of http://www.tiffanyjmoore.com/
i follow her on Twitter (yes yes, i know *stalks* but screw you)
anyway, i laughed so hard at this... then kind of turned to myself (there is a mirror on the wall opposite me, i can actually DO that) and thought about how i was last time... and frankly.. i laughed mnore becase hey, it works

and i also want a brownie with ice cream now. bitch. :D

xoxo Willow